I was going to blog about this as I have yet to miss one season of this awful show but last night’s premiere was just so boring I decided to turn off my computer. Emily is a prettier version of Heather Graham, and Heather Graham is already pretty pretty, lookin’ like blonde anime. Emily’s daughter has grown a lot since the last time we’ve seen her and their pad is very nice and spacious. Emily’s forehead does not have ONE wrinkle and she looks like she has NEVER had bad breath. Ever. She is the type that guys want to protect and rescue. Like me (psyche!).
The cheesiness of this first episode can be summed up with this single soundbyte from one of her suitors (with whom she looks great, like a true Nicholas Sparks’ couple):
“I may have had a head injury but there is nothing wrong with my heart.” (sorry if I misquoted but you get the idea).
And of course, the classic line of this series, which will be repeated about 345 more times:
“I can’t believe I might meet my husband tonight.”
I may blog more about this if it’s ever worth keeping my computer on for. Stay tuned.
These pinches bachlor/ettes are always like “I’m so scared to do this….blah blah blah” and then as soon as its over they are the newest correspondent on Enews. So annoying. This bachelorette is too boring for me!